KittKatHazMoJo

...Heh... I bet you're all really mad at me for leaving you like I did. Kind of again... -Feels bitcheh.- Um...Heh...-Looks at the Teen Titans episode, embarrassed- Ok, look, I can explain myself. My battery in my pc STILL IS NOT FIXEDDD but it's getting fixed...So...-HUFF.- And I got sick, so I couldn't do much for a while. Then I got a boyfriend...Broke up with him...And got another...(Slutness?) And...Well my new bf is simply kick-ass and he makes me forget about things. Like to go check my email. Do homework. How to breathe. ANYWAY... I apologize...Extensively...Again... ...I can't promise I'll be on more often. ^________________

Heh. You're probably all wondering um...where I've been... -glances at mob of angry people giving me death stares- *ahem* well i uh you see its um its not my fault... -mob walks away- PHEW. -they return with pitchforks and torches- O___O I SWEAR IT'S NOT MY FAULT my computer needs a new battery!! -Mob slowly approaches- AUGH NO NO I SWEAR PLEASE YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME I LOVE YOU GUYS I DO I SWEAR I REALLY REALLY MISSED YOU!!! -Mob jabs pitchforks in my direction- AAAAAAAAAAAAH -runs from mob as they lunge at me- GUYS FOR REAL I MISSED YOU!!! GAH!!!-runs around a corner and sees there is no way out of they alley- OH POSHPICKLES. -mob advances sl

Guy: "Can we have sex now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Wo